"Who is this Bridget chick anyway? She sounds like a blatant fabrication.
I'm sure you have received some genuinely interesting comments from viewers
in recent weeks. I for one have been particularly offended by how your
characterization of Osama as a raving, laughing lunatic, has shortsightedly
painted him as weak. The truth is, Osama's tunnel system is a global network
spread to six continents in Asia alone. Tell me how a man of this
ingenuity could be weak, expecially if he is this smart? More tunnels mean
more places to hide but more tunnels mean more need for oxygen support. I
know for a fact, because I was a finalist in '89 for being picked for Seal
training out of my Quantico boot camp class, I volunteered for re-breathing,
deep diving specialty. Of course they didn't take me because of that thing
that got blown way out of proportion with that mess cook, she was a fucking
liar man, I didn't do that shit to her, how could I even get it up with a
fucking 86 year old paraplegic? Regardless, Osama's large tunnel system
needs a lot of oxygen support. The largest supplier of oxygen to fleeing
Apocaplyptic Capitalist Killing Terrorists is Halliburton -the engineering
MEGACORP. If Osama is doing business with Halliburton, then he is Huge! Only
huge companies or very influential people do business with Halliburton. I
know that this is true because I saw a picture once, I'm telling you it
exists, but I cannot tell you where I saw it, it was a picture of Osama
getting massage treatments in San Jose del Cabo, Mexico at the Hotel Twin
Dolphin. Here is the shit though: The Twin Dolphin is supposably owned by
an heir to control of Halliburton. Yeah, no shit. The bottom line is this,
start seasoning your website with some pro and con slants for Osama. If you
keep leaning the way you've been, you may find yourself submerged in a deep
tank of sulfuric acid, without a suit of Goretex."

-Trooper